out of your comfort zone

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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purple pickles

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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