Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Poop

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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Cool Brian

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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