Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

2 + 2 = fish

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

Canada AYY

what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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