When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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