What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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PENIS

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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