- Anti Joke

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.