What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

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Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Get in the car.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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