- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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