What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Catholicism.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Anti Joke

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