Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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stinky boner

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice-cream? He was run over by a bus and died instantly.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Canada AYY

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Poop...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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