If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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