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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

Why did the dog eat poop?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

A young baby died.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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