- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Abortion

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's funnier than 68 69

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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