Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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