- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Bob dole

There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

I told you it would happen

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Xzibit

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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