- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Justin's hair

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Canadians

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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