- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

whats a willy? -brock

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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