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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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A woman walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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