- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

elen degeneres is straight....

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

A white person at Harvard

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

So. The gays. ...

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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