- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

George Bush.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's up brah brah

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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