What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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