What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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