Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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F? No k

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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