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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

one day i went to bed

How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

F? No k

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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