A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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A gay Asian guy walks into a gay bar where he found a fruity looking black man... The Asian went up to the black man and said, " how'r they hanging?" shocked with anger, the black man hits him in the face, knocks him to the ground and said, " YOU DO NOT TALK TO MY FAMILY THAT WAY. BOTH MY GRANPARENTS WERE LYNCHED!!!" the Asian stands up and brushes himself off... He turns to the black guy and says " I meant the balance scale at the table you were were sitting at" the black fellow turns to the table with the notebook and the balance scale with rocks on both sides that he was sitting at... He turns back to the Asian man and apologizes for his rude behavior and buys him a drink... (2 hours later) they have sex

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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