if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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This one sucks!

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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