What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

cliché rebecca black joke.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

purple pickles

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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