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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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fduck

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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Im black

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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