A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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