If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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My pet rock died.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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