whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Cancer

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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giddy goat

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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So a jew walks into a bar!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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