Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Gun Control

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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