- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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