- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Woman rights.

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