- Anti Joke

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple