What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Grammer is very important

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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Gun Control

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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