What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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