- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

roses are red. violets are violet...

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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