- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Potassium? K.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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