- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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