"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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You copy and paster!

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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