- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Knock knock. Come in.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

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