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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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