What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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bees knees

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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