- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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