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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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