- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Some people like melon and others like soup.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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