Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

racism...deal with it!

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's 9+10? 19

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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