Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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