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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

4 is half the number 8 is.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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