whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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