- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

Bob fell off his roof.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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