Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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