A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Gangnam style

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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