- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

What's clear and wet? water

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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