- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Nock Nock It's open.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Penis

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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