Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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Compton

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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