- Anti Joke

There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Two english guys meet at work

what time is it? 3:16