- Anti Joke

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.