What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Black people. They are so kind.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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A mosquito flies into a bar and orders a bloody mary, the bartender then takes out a swatter and kills the pest. Noticing the event, the patrons cheer and continued drinking their frothy beverage. Minutes later, the phone rings and the bartender answers the phone. "Hello?" "Hi, I'm looking for a friend of mine, is he there?" "Let me check, by the way, what's his name?" "Jack Hoff" "One sec. HEY FELLAS(yelling over the noisy bar), IS THERE A JACK HOFF HERE? I NEED A JACK HOFF! ANYONE?" Mr. Hoff, sitting at the bar hears this and asks, "who is it?" "He said he's a friend of yours!" "Which one?" " He said his name's Dick Stroker and he needs help on something hardhe'll meet you around back." "Oh ok, thanks."

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