- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Jason Connor.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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