why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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gay people

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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