What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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I hate blackniggers

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Xzibit

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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