How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

thumb_up thumb_down +16

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats a dick a dick

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

69

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops