Penis

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Breast cancer.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Zach Barlow

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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